ATTENTION EVERYONE:
I am in coolege now. Therefore I have consumed my share of alcohol on the weekends (and weekdays-Monday night football and Thirsty Thursdays are key). When I come home after a night of drinking, hilarity ensues - in the form of drunken IMs to people I never talk to, or in some cases ripping things off the bathroom walls, and sometimes stealing political signs and placing them in my room. In one instance it entitles breaking into a frat house through the window just to use the bathroom and stealing beer out of their untapped kegs. And as many of you know, it entitles rambling and stuttering and slurring while talking to a police officer. However, nine times out of ten, by the time everyone has left, in the wee hours of the morning, I am alone in my room (with my roommate sweetly snoozing) with no one to entertain me in my drunken stupor except for my computer. Having said this, and having witnessed the recent addition of a certain member(s) that have begun to compose pieces in an altered state (a state that i do not condone, by any means), I propose a different form of altered composition: DRUNKEN DEVIANTS. I do not know when this will start, but expect it soon!